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[ SO you were probably having a good time walking down the street, but suddenly there's this dog girl just immediately in your face. Basically out of nowhere? She's got a collar on, with a tag that reads:

覇徵倖
090-302-5501

She's also carrying a picnic basket with one arm, smiling brightly and wagging her tail. ]

Hi! Hi! Do you wanna buy a ~*snack*~?!

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[Wow that's rude don't collar people

wait shit I'm a fucking catpanion so I probably also have one.]

...

yyyyes?

[ cat

CAT

FRIEND? CAT SNIFF CAT ]

But you don't! Sound sure! Why don't you sound sure?

I'm not usually accosted on the street to buy snacks!

That's because people don't usually sell snacks on the street!

So I had to stop and think about it!

But you're sure now, right?

Yeah, sure.

I'll eat a snack.

Oh, good!

That'll be one dollar!

[Here have some coins.

HE WAS PROBABLY GIVEN THEM FOR BEING A GOOD BOY.]

[ counting it, pocketing it, and then reaching it into the basket --

here, have some sugar egg puffs ]

[...Almost inhales them.]

They're good, right? Do you want more?

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